Lady Gagak’s Crazy Encounter
Abdul Malik as Lady Gagak
Huang Yong Huat as Caveman
Chou Ka Weng as Superman
Loh Leyi as Narrator and The Crazy Man
Narrator:”Once upon a time, there lived a famous and reputable singer named LADY GAGAK. She was well respected and many people from all walks of life liked her for she had an awesome voice..(Sings horribly ~)….. Blonde hair (Touches hair~)…Beautiful eyes (Blinks eyes 3 times)…and most importantly her nice ass(stares hard at narrator~)..Oops..I mean slim body of course..(Shakes body~)..Phew~
As the saying goes “One man’s meat is another man’s poison.” There was a man who was fully disgusted by her queer style. He then decided to get rid of her by kidnapping her and ditch her in a thick forest where rescue missions were made hard.
The crazy man: “Wahaha…That crow lady is going to spend the rest of her life there in the forest. Rubbish like her should be treated like that!!! And people from all around the world would be grateful for what I’ve done!!!!! Muahahaha~”
*Crazy man mugged Lady Gagak’s head wif a plastic bag and throws her into a thick jungle.*
Narrator:”Soon, Lady Gagak realized that she was lost in a thick forest. She started singing desperately for help…Her stupid way of getting help.”
Lady Gagak:”Oh~Lost in a big jungle..Ah ah ah ah ah~ Tolong~Tolong ah~Wah wah wah wah wah~Lost in a jungle~!!{Music from Bad Romance-Lady Gaga}
*Caveman throws banana at Gagak*
Caveman:” Ahh!!! Stop singing!!”
*Caveman thunders fists at own chest*
Gagak:”Oh hi..I am Lady Gagak. And you are?”
Caveman:”Ahh…sexy~”(points fingers at Lady Gagak’s chest)
Gagak:” OH. So your name is SEXY?.. Okay, I am somehow lost in this jungle. Could you show me the way out?”
Caveman:”F-f-ollow me…. Sexy~”
Narrator:”As they were finding the way out. Superman appeared out of the blue to Gagak’s aid.”
Superman:”Don’t worry my lady. I will rescue you!!!”
Gagak:”Oh. My hero~ I love you.”
*Gagak runs towards superman but halted by the caveman.*
Caveman:” Don’t steal gagak from me. She is mine. Mine!!!”
Superman:” Nonsense. I am going to rescue her from a beast like you!”
*Caveman and superman started arguing*
*Lady gagaK comes between them to interrupt the argument.*
Gagak:”Can both of you calm down and stop this childish act at this instance?!”
Caveman,superman:”Oh shut up!!”
*Caveman and superman pause and turn at Gagak to give her a hard punch on the face.*
Gagak:”Ahhh!!!”
*Gagak lays dead on the floor”
Narrator:” Soon, realizing their foolish acts, they knelt on the floor with remorse. Looking helplessly at the cold body.”
Superman:” What had we done?.. We killed her.”
Caveman:” Nooooo~!!!!!” *thunders fists at own chest*
Narrator:”Of all of a sudden, Lady Gagak woke up and started singing in of course, her voice that could even break the glass.”
Gagak:” Po-po-po-poker face.. Po-po-po-poker face~”
Caveman:” Ah!!! Make it stop!! Make it stop!!!”
Superman:” What horrible voice is that..!!?”
Narrator:” As they failed to stand Lady Gagak’s strident voice, they died in agony.”
*Caveman and superman falls onto the ground*
*Gagak sits up to look around”
Gagak:” Hey..I thought I am already dead, aint I?”
*Gagak falls back onto the ground*
Narrator:” Yes, they are all idiots, aren’t they?”==
Script by,
Loh Leyi
